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{"fact":"The oldest cat on record was Cr\u00e8me Puff from Austin, Texas, who lived from 1967 to August 6, 2005, three days after her 38th birthday. A cat typically can live up to 20 years, which is equivalent to about 96 human years.","length":220}
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{"slip": { "id": 145, "advice": "Always the burrito."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 208, "advice": "Play is the true mother of invention."}}
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