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{"slip": { "id": 17, "advice": "Sometimes it's best to ignore other people's advice."}}
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The buffy pipit is a species of bird in the Motacillidae family. It is found in plains and open countryside in southern and eastern Africa. The IUCN has assessed its conservation status as being of least concern.
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{"slip": { "id": 117, "advice": "A common regret in life is wishing one hadn't worked so hard."}}